Lᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ Aᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴏғ Iɴsᴄʀɪʙᴇᴅ Cᴏᴘʏ ᴏғ Bᴏᴏᴋ
Dear Mr. Emanuel Flower,
It was kind of you to think of sending me a copy of your new book. It would have been kinder still to think again and abandon that project. I am a man of gentle instincts, and do not like to tell you that ‘______ ______ ___ ___________’ (of which I have skimmed a few pages, thus wasting two or three minutes of my not altogether worthless time) is trash. On the other hand, I am determined that you shall not be able to go around boasting to your friends, if you have any, that this work was not condemned, derided, and dismissed by your sincere well-wisher,
Wrexford Cripps